So I think sometimes I'll post stuff unrelated to the hilarity of my work place environment.
Here is a bit of dating advice, just in case, you need some:
1. Find the object of your affection
2. Give the object of your affection a hug
3. Bite his/her neck
4. State that vampires are hot right now.
I believe this could lead to making out or perhaps marriage.
It is also rooted in truth and that is where all relationships should begin.
ps if the object of your affection recoils in fear or does not believe that vampires are hot right now, they are not for you...run!
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