Friday, May 28, 2010

Some advice on getting the nickname garbage hands

1. Use your bare hands to push down garbage in a bin cause the bin is almost overflowing – there is food waste, napkins and other general waste in the bin.

2. Do NOT wash your hands, instead go over to a food table that has been set up for your staff.

3. Begin to touch every piece of food on the table. Take croissants out of the box and rearrange them on a plate.

4. Throw the box out so you have to put your hands in the garbage again.

5. Go back to the food table, move around the fruit on the table, take granola bars out of the box, gab a hand full of chips so you touch lots of the other chips cause all of this work is tiring.

6. Be completely obviously that you have touched almost every piece of food on the table without washing your hands…still do not wash your hands.

FYI – this was something that B2 managed to accomplish one day. After she touched everything, E went in for a croissant. I tried to give him a bug eyed warning as B2 was standing right there but he saw my eyes as a challenge and stuff the whole thing in his mouth in one bite. I later explained that my bug eyes were not a challenge but a warning and that he had eaten garbage hands croissant.

Garbage hands are not a joke and not a nickname I would recommend attempting to obtain…if you’re into friends or hygiene.

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