**Updates**

**The time I got the creepy guy at work to stop talking to me**

It turns out he is still insisting that grabs and pinches are completely different things which still eludes me since they both involve fingers and my ass…although if you think about it a pinch is a bit worse since pinches generally lead to more pain than a grab.

He also has been saying that I had been going up and giving him hugs, which would totally contradict me telling everyone I thought he was creepy. I suppose part of what he said was true if you count coming up behind me when I’m in my chair and then trying to lean over and give me a hug without me getting up from my chair and leaning over the heater on the floor and then me patting your back as me going over to give hugs – this behaviour is obviously a precursor to love that has its obvious next step in sexual harassment

**Some advice on being sick”

Continue to go around coughing on everything.

Once feeling better and the rest of the office is starting to have sore throats and coughs casually state “it sounds like everyone is going to have a great weekend” This will seem even more passive aggressive and unsorry if the weekend is a long holiday weekend.